2007   NOVEMBER 21   #325

Rhino!

Of all the world's records 98% are boring. The 1% that are good, have been talked and written about so much, they've started to get boring too.

These records have to do with the remaining 1% - The records you love to hate.

The Rhino Brothers Present - The World's Worst Records Vol. 1
01 The Novas - The Crusher (1:55)
02 Edith Massey - Big Girls Don't Cry (2:44)
03 Jimmy Cross - I Want My Baby Back (3:17)
04 Heathen Dan - I Like (3:53)
05 The Temple City Kazoo Orchestra - Kazooed On Klassics (1:59)
06 Gloria Balsam - Fluffy (3:56)
07 The Seven Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog (3:04)
08 Ogden Edsl - Kinko The Clown (2:35)
09 The Turtles - Umbassa And The Dragon (2:54)
10 Johnny Meeskite - Ugly (2:45)
11 The Breakers - Surfin' Tragedy (2:11)
12 Wild Man Fischer - Young At Heart (1:37)

The Rhino Brothers Present - The World's Worst Records Vol. 2
01 Mrs Miller - Downtown (2:32)
02 Mickey Katz - K'nish Doctor (2:20)
03 Barnes & Barnes - Party In My Pants (3:31)
04 The Credibility Gap - Foreign Novelty Smash (2:54)
05 The Halos - The Nag (2:47)
06 Yogi Yorgesson - Who Did The Halibut On The Poop Deck (2:18)
07 Shad O'Shea - Goodbye Sam (5:21)
08 Bob & Zip - Just A Big Ego (2:47)
09 Sticky Fingers - Candy Rapper (2:27)
10 Debbie Dawn - Hands (3:10)
11 Rockin' Richie Ray - Baseball Card Lover (2:13)
12 Little Roger & The Goosebumps - Fudd On The Hill (1:57)
13 Naploean XIV - Split Level Head (2:06)
14 Killer Pussy - Teenage Enema Nurse In Bondage (4:14)
15 The Troggs - The Troggs Tapes (5:24)

Temple City Kazoo Orchestra - Some Kazoos
01 2001 Sprach Kazoostra (1:10)
02 Staying alive (2:43)
03 Miss You (2:58)
04 Whole Lotta Love (2:41)

- Contributed by: The ToD

Images: Worlds Worst Records Vol. 1, Vomit Bag, Worlds Worst Records Vol. 2, Some Kazoos

Media: LP
Album: The Rhino Brothers Present - The Worlds Worst Records Vol. 1
Artist: Various
Label: Rhino Records
Catalog: RNLP 809
Date: 1983

Media: LP
Album: The Rhino Brothers Present - The Worlds Worst Records Vol. 2
Artist: Various
Label: Rhino Records
Catalog: RNLP 815
Date: 1988

Media: 12" EP 45
Album: Some Kazoos
Artist: Temple City Kazoo Orchestra
Label: Rhino Records
Catalog: RNEP 501
Date: 1978