2003   JANUARY 21   #021

Dean Milan - Do It Like A Dog

Dean was trying to break into the music business with stellar recordings such as this one. Take note here for Dean was not trying to be comical, he was quite sincere. Thanks to Michelle Boule, who turned me on to Dean many moons ago.

- Otis Fodder

TT-2:40 / 2.45MB / 128kbps 44.1khz
from "Phattest Jams"

Robert writes:
As a strict vegetarian, and lover of really good (and bad) music, I would personally like to apologize to the unfortunate people that downloaded this track. Although I respect Mr. Milan's anti-meat agenda, nothing can get me away from the fact that this guy has as much talent as 1/5 of a Wiggins sister. Just goes to show, not every veg has the talent of Morrisey, Mary Tyler Moore, Paul McCartney, or Dayton Allen. At any rate, maybe Moby can remix this horrid mess into something entertaining. I seriously doubt it though. Something about an old adage, "you can't polish a turd". at any rate I prefer the missionary position. Kind of nice to watch and hear her moan. ooohyeahhh!

Carl Howard writes:
Clearly, Simon Cowell and "American Idol" are insufficient cultural institutions to contain the unbridled vastitude of such musical talent as Mr. Milan possesses.

Brian writes:
I've just finished listening to Mr. Milan's parallel-universe creation. I'm not sure I want to listen to it again but I'm glad to have heard it that one time because I'll know pretty swiftly if ever I happen upon the style again. This guy really *is* serious, isn't he? Terrifying. That old maxim 'Know Your Enemy' was never more apposite...