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The Gates of Paradise, Part II: The Flux Garden Gates
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THE: ONE: OUT: OF: THREE: LEMONS: GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A NOBLE ENGINEER INTO A BIRD CAGE GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A CHILD INTO A ROLE GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A PHANTOM PENIS INTO A REAL INFOMERCIAL SHVONTZ GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A NUTCRACKER INTO A NUT GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF AN OUTSIDER INTO THE MAINSTREAM GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A ROSE INTO A STINKWEED GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A SUPER MODEL INTO A ROCK HARD VOLLEYBALL IMPLANT GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A MUNDANE ORAL WORK HISTORY INTO AN INFORMATION SUPER        HIGHWAY FAST TRACK HYPER RISK STRETCH GOAL CAREER PATH ORIENTED GENITAL RESUME GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A BLIND ELECTRONIC DEVICE INTO A         CARING VOICE FROM A HOLE IN A SHADOWY REMOTE CAVE WALL WITH EYES GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF J.W. DUKEBERRY INTO ENCINO LOUIS THE FOURTEENTH GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A SIGN ON THE INSIDE OF A DOOR IN A TWO         STAR HOTEL ROOM ON A TWO STAR WORLD INTO THE STRANGELY FAMILIAR GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A MISSIONARY INTO A FORTUNE COOKIE GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A THIS IS ME INTO A WHO AM I GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A PHONY OLD FASHIONED BLACK BAG HOUSE CALL         DOCTOR INTO AN AUTHENTIC MEDICAL RESEARCH BREAKTHROUGH GENIUS GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A LOSER BI SEXUAL INSTRUMENT INTO A WELL ROUNDED HERMAPHRODITE GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF SUBTLE INDECIPHERABLE CLAY SHARD         ENCRYPTIONS INTO FIRM NUT AND BOLT HAND ON EXPLANATIONS FOR         THE DISAPPEARANCE OF A PRECIPITATE MESOPTOMANIAN POPULATION GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF THE LITTLE CHURCH ON GREETING         CARDS INTO A FLORID LITTLE TEMPLE OF PIXILLATED PAGAN BARDS GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A TOTEM INTO A TRIUMPH GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF AN AVERAGE CONTROL FREAK INTO AN ASSHOLE GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF SONG INTO THE DARK SINGING GARBAGE BAG BIRD OF THE SOUL GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF LOW ENERGY INTO HIGH ENERGY GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A SEAL INTO A SELL INTO A SELF GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF BUSINESS IS LOUSY INTO BUSINESS IS GREAT GATE
THE TIMELY TRANSFORMATION OF SUNDRY OBSERVATIONS IN AND         METHODS AND PRINCIPLES OF DIVERS INDISPUTABLE MOTIONS         OF BODIES INTO FIGGY NEW TONS OF PRINCIPIA ANIMATA GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF THE GREATEST STORY         NEVER TOLD INTO THE GREATEST LETTER NEVER WRITTEN GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF PRICE KRUSHER KRAPUNCHKI INTO A GREAT WHITE SHARK GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A STUBBORN SILVER JACKASS INTO A SPARK OF JOY GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF THE MICROSERFS INTO A TIGHT MATCHED STRING BEAN GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF ARCANE MACHINE LANGUAGE GUIDELINE ON DARK MAGNETIC        STRIP ON BACK OF SECRET WHITE HOUSE PLASTIC ACCESS CARD INTO PUBLIC ACCESS GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF JANE AND DICK INTO THIN DELI SLICE SWISS CHEESE GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF SADIE RHEINGOLD INTO A GARGOYLE GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A BRONZE GRIFFIN INTO A CHURLISH GOLD LEAF CURMUDGEON GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A WINGED CENTAUR INTO A MEGA CACATANATOR GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A CHIMERA INTO A PENTUP SPACE GATE
THE IF A FUMED OAK SUPREME CHORD SEAT COULD TALK GATE
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN FINGER GATE
THE FLAG OF LEGAL TENDER LOVE GATE
THE PRE-MED TENNISANYONE EARLYBOGEY GATE
THE RESIDENT HIGHSIERRA MIDDLEBOGEY GATE
THE DOCTOR FUCKYOU LATEBOGEY GATE
THE IF THE PINEAPPLE OF QUERY: WHY IS THEIR SOME THING OTHER THAN NOTHING? COULD TALK GATE
THE IF A DEDICATED MIDDLE MANAGER WHO GOT         TURNED INTO A BUICK ROADMASTER COULD TALK GATE
THE ANEMONE, F MY NAME IS FEELING, REACHES OUT TO SUCKER IN THE FLUKE OF LOVE GATE
THE IF THE HEAD NURSE WHO TRANSFORMED INTO         A SUREGRIP RECTAL THERMOMETER COULD STILL TALK GATE
THE IF THE SENATOR WHO TURNED INTO A PAPER SHREDDER COULD TALK GATE
THE IF THE OUCH BEJEWELED IVORY CONDOMED ELECTRIC BRAIN         STORM CHALLENGED HARD LIVE OAK TONGUE DEPRESSOR CONSUL ROD MOUTH         SHOVEL ABUTTING THE TRANSFORMATION OF JULIUS CAESAR INTO A STAR COULD TALK GATE
THE UNDISCOVERED JUNGLE MONUMENT TO THE TRANS-         FORMATION OF EL SENOR ADOLFO JITLER INTO A KISS GATE
THE CONCERT PIANIST WHO TURNED INTO A SUN BEAM MIX MASTER GATE
THE PENGUINS IS THE KWAZIEST PEOPLES GATE
THE BRUTAL BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION OF FLO PARAMUS AND SLADE FRISBE INTO         THE SHARPEST MANIPULATORS OF BODY TEMPERATURE IQ EVER TO HAMMER OUT         POWER RAGE CRIMINAL FORNICATION’S HARD CONFLICTS AND NAIL THEM INTO THE         JEOPARDY OF SOLID BAR SEX’S OPAQUE PASSIONS! YOU WILL SEE THEM TRANSFORM REAL         SMASH MOUTH WALL LOVE INTO THE MOST TERRIFYINGLY OBLIQUE LUST ACT EVER YEARNED         FOR ANYWHERE SINCE THE ETERNAL SORDID BIRTH OF THE FECUNDATION OF HOT FLESH GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF LEON FERNANDEZ INTO A STAR GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF THE JEWISH CEMETERY AT         NEWPORT INTO THE PROTESTANT CEMETERY AT CAMBRIDGE GATE
THE IMMANENT TRANSFORMATION OF A DIE SLAMMED i INTO THE BOTTOM LINE OF BOTTOM LINES GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF JOSEPH STALIN INTO A BALALAIKA         URINAL AND TWO INLAID TILE BOOT PLACEMENT INDICATORS GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A CLUMSY PERSON INTO A BRILLIANT BLINDING CLUMSY PERSON GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF DIOGENES FROM PSYCHITZ BARREL TO SOLID LEAD COCKTAIL GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF MARY FBI INTO A VACUUM CLEANER GATE
THE SPEED FREAK WHO WAS TRANSFORMED INTO A BOX OF CIGARS GATE
THE MENTAL HYGIENE TEACHER WHO WAS TRANSFORMED INTO A BASILISK GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF THE OLDE JOHN LOCKE INTO A NEW KEYE OF JOY GATE
THE GOOD OLD ETERNALLY SACRED HYMNS WITHIN THE PRECINCTS OF THE PRECISE         AND CONCISE AND FULL OF GOOD CHEER LOVELY AND CLEAN LITTLE SCRUPULOUSLY         HONEST AND UNPRETENTIOUSLY PURE TERRIBLY SINCERE MINDS TRANSFORMED IN THE         TEMPLE TO HACKUS GOD OF THE SUBLIMINALLY ADAMANT AND PROFOUNDLY EARNEST         SHORT CRISP TO THE POINT TRUNCATION SPLENDORS AND MISERIES OF THE MEDIA GATE
THE MYSTERY OF THE TRANSFORMATION OF ANCIENT EASTER ISLANDER’S HEADS         INTO STONE BY THE GREAT GOD HARD SHELL FALL WELL ULTIMATELY REVEALED GATE
TRANS FORMATION OF GREAT NUMB PINK GRAY HUNTER INTO DEAD CRY BABY GATE
DUH TRANSFORMATION OF MANIC COMIC RICHARD STANDUP INTO COSMIC PANIC DICK FLOP GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A LITTLE MINISTER INTO A BIG SPENDER GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A LAS VEGAS LOUNGE SINGER INTO A        NINETEEN THIRTY FOUR CROSLEY WASHING MACHINE ON A FRONT PORCH GATE
THE HERE IS MY DANCE OF LIFE GATE
THE VEGETARIAN PACIFIST WHO GOT SO ANGRY AT MEAT HE PUNCHED HIS         PENIS INTO A MIDDLE KINGDOM EGYPTIAN COLUMN SHAPED CELERY STALK GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF RACHEL SARAH MARCIN KENIGSON DANIELS FROM POVERTY TO LUXURY GATE
THE UP TO THE MINUTE TRANSFORMATION OF A RESPONSIBLE NEWS ANCHOR CLANDESTINE PLUNGED         INTO AN UN-EVOLVED SLIME CRAWLING NEVERTHELESS TOTALLY OBJECTIVE BOTTOM FEEDER GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A LOWLY MUSHROOM INTO A         HIGHLY PRICED TURGID SLUDGE THAT TALKED TO THE PLANT         THAT TALKED TO THE PLANT THAT TALKED TO THE PLANT THAT         TALKED TO THE PLANT THAT TALKED TO THE PRINCE OF WALES GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF AN HIGHLY MOTIVATED UPWARDLY MOBILE PROFESSIONAL         MAINTAINER OF HOUSE HOLD AND HER ENTIRE FAMILY PACKAGE, PLUS THE DOGS, THE        SECOND HUSBAND AND THE HIS AND HER CHILDREN INTO A PROFOUND EQUITY ELEVATING, ON         ITS OWN ISLAND, RESTAURANT KITCHEN QUALITY, RECESS LIGHTED, SMOKE AND GREASE TRAP,         HOODED TEFLON SAFE, NON-SCORCH ENAMELED, BUILT IN COUNTER TOP, CAST IRON WOLF RANGE GATE
THE HEROIC YET DEEPLY PENAL NEO-ART-DECO TRANS-         FORMATION OF A TOP NOTCH PLASTIC SURGEON'S PLASTIC ARTS         CHALLENGED TROPHY WIFE INTO A NEO-POUSSIN LANDSCAPE GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A STERN NUTRITIONIST INTO A         COLOSSAL ROMAN LUNIC TUNIC BRAINED HOT FUDGE SUNDAE GATE
THE REPETITIOUS TRANSFORMATIONS OF A SELF-PROCLAIMED         OVER-USED MAN INTO A HAND-OPERATED CAN OPENER GATE
THE TWIN TRANSFORMATIONS OF A ‘HUSBAND BEATER’ INTO A NICE         WIFE’ AND A ‘NOSE TACKLE’ INTO AN ‘ANGEL’ OF A ‘HUSBAND’ GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A MASSEUSE INTO A GREAT BOWL OF SPAGHETTI GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF AESCHYLUS OF ATHENS INTO A TORTOISE CRACKER GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF THE EVENING PRAYER OF A FAMILY         THAT PRAYS TOGETHER INTO A FAMILY THAT STAYS TOGETHER BLOOD        RITUAL INTO A VERY DARK LITTLE ANGEL OF LEAD WING AND FOOT OF CLAY GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A MAN WHO USED PROCEEDS FROM HIS WHOREHOUSE         TO PROCURE A GOOD SEAT IN CONGRESS AND RISE TO BECOME A CHAIRMAN GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A CRANKY TOILET BURIED IN THE HEART         OF A FANCY FIVE STAR RESTAURANT OFF THE CHOMPS ELISION INTO A         QUITE ADROIT COMMODIOUS BOMBASINE COMMENTATOR ON THE DECLINE         AND FALL OF THE UNSPEAKABLE CORE ADDICTION OF HUMANITY GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF DEBBY’S BAD HAND TO BLOOD ROSE TO FLY TO DANCE ON A SWAN NECK GATE
THE LOFTY LOVE OF MISTER GLOVE TRANSFORMED THE SQUEEZED MASSES INTO AN UPLIFTED THRONG GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A NEO-NAZI FORESKINHEAD INTO AN HEBREW NATIONAL SALAMI GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A RABID ANTI-ABORTIONIST INTO A SPECIAL DELIVERY DOMINUS © PIZZA GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A CLASSIC ABSTENTION INTO A CLASSIC MORAL TRIUMPH GATE
THE TRANSFORMATIONS IN THE FOUR LITTLE RELATIONSHIP PIGS’ PERSONAL HISTORIES GATE
THE CRUSHING AND SPLITTING OF THE HEART OF A SHARP,         BRAVE EIGHT YEAR OLD JEWISH CHILD INTO WINGS GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A STATE OF THE ART         FILM FX METAMORPHOSER INTO AN FX MICRO DULLARD GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF CHANGE TO CHANGE TO CHANGE TO CHANGE         IS A QUICK NARROW DEEP BREATH IN BEFORE A LONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG         HELD:   STOP:   BREATH BEFORE A LONG BUT SUBTLE DEEP IMPERCEPTIBLE CHANGE GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF AN ARROW IN THE HEAD INTO A HOLE IN THE HEAD GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A CHARMING WHITE AND BLACK MAMMAL INTO A FILM NOIR BETE NOIR GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A PERSONAL FASHION STATEMENT INTO A LIFE SIZE BOTTLE OF PERFUME GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF AN AMPLY SHAPED NURSE INTO A YUMMY         STARCHED WHITE COTTON WEDDING CAKE SHAPED NURSING HOME GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A SWIMMER IN THE VINEGAR INTO INVISIBLE SPAM IN A KEYLESS CAN GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF MISS GIVING INTO MISS TAKE GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF THE DUMBFOUNDING NEAR DEATH LIGHT AT THE END         OF THE TUNNEL EXPERIENCE INTO THE SAME OLD DUMBDOWN CRAP INNUENDO GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF EAST IS EAST AND WEST BE WEST INTO A CELESTIAL DISHARMONY GATE
THE FRONT AND BACK OF THE UNTIMELY TRANSFORMATION OF GOD’S SWEET         PASTOR EMPHASIZOR ASTOR INTO SAINT ASS STAR THE FILTH BLASTER GATE......
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A HAPPY FACE INTO THE GOLD EDGE OF A SHIELD IN THE DIRT GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A WEDDING VOW INTO A TRIUMPH OF THE WILL GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A MANAGER INTO A LICKED CHOCOLATE PUDDING BOWL GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A BAD DRIVER INTO A FABULOUS ACCIDENT REPORT GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF ONE SMALL GREEN PAPER THROWN          WITH ONE STONE INSIDE ONE SMALL PLASTIC BAG FROM ONE SMALL TRUCK         ONTO ONE LAWN INTO MYRIADS OF HARBINGERS OF PARADISIACAL HAPPINESS GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF THE SHAH OF OTTOMANE INTO AN OUTSTANDING         MEMBER OF THE CLUB OF FAR REACHING TERRITORIAL SUPER EXTENDERS GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF THE BIG BOZO INTO THAT         SET OF STRETCH GOAL SQUEEZED MAINSTREAM BOZOS WHICH         WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVE RETAIN THE INTESTINAL FORTITUDES         NEEDED TO TRICKLE DOWN INTO FORMATIONS OF EMERGENT SOLID SUBSETS         OF THE SET OF ALL SETS WHICH ARE NOT MEMBERS OF THEMSELVES WHICH MAY NOT         BE IN THE END A VALID MEMBER OF ITSELF YET REMAINS A SOLID MEMBER OF ABSOLUTE BOZO GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A NUCLEAR PHYSICIST INTO A WORMHOLE GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A SIREN INTO THE ANSWERING MACHINE OF A HOUSE PAINTER GATE
THE INFANT MIND FIELD BEHAVIORAL PSYCHOLOGIST WHO PROVED TRUE         FRIGHTENED BABY MONKEYS WILL RUN CRYING FOR THEIR ONGOING MURDERED MOTHERS          BY TRANSFORMING HIMSELF INTO A STATE OF THE ART PSEUDO INHUMANE STEALTH RAT GATE
THE MICRO MONK SORRI MAFUNZALO TRANSFORMS MICRO CRAP MIST TO CHIP OFF FLOATING LIFE GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A PEDESTRIAN MASTER CRIMINAL INTO AN AVANT GARDE VISIONARY GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF GREAT OUTPOURINGS OF THE HUMAN SOUL INTO AN OUT HOUSE GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF THE ’AWARIF UL MA ’ARIF INTO THE TO GROW AN INVISIBLE ROSE GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF PAPER WRITER INTO POLISH LIFE SAVER ON UNIVERSAL SEAT OF POWER GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF COULD YOU HELP ME GET INTO GRABBING THIS DAY OUR         DAILY BREAD INC. INTO GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY SUPERSUBSTANTIAL BREAD GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A SMALL BLACK SPOT ON A SOUL INTO A FREE WILL SUPERNOVA GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A LOW CLASS COAL DUST NOSE GLOB INTO A HIGH CLASS SNOT GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A HUMAN BEING INTO A JAR SPECIMEN GATE
THE SMOOTH TRANSFORMATION OF OF A TRENDY UPSCALE MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER         INTO A NEAR PENULTIMATE WHITE DWARF STAR ON THE MEGA SALES WALK OF FAME GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A FAX INTO A KNOCKOUT MOJO GATE
THE PROBABILIZTIK TRANZFORMATION OF THE PROFEZZORZ         KONDOMINZKI INTO GRAVITI WAVE ZWIZZ CHEEZE HOLEZ IN THE         DEEP QUANTUM FOAM OF A PROBABILIZTIK DEAD END GRAVITI FROTH GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A STAR LOVER INTO A STAR KILLER GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A STEPMOTHER INTO A HALF A WORM GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A STRUGGLING ACTOR INTO A TURKEY
THE TRANSFORMATION OF BJØMBJAX BJØREAS INTO A FIFTH WIND WINNER IN THE SECRET OLYMPICS GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF OUR TOWN INTO A BLACK SANDWICH GATE
THE MIRACULOUS TRANSFORMATION OF SEVEN         DEADLY SINS INTO NINE FISH AND A DEEP RAISON LOAF GATE
THE ASTOUNDING TRANSFORMATION OF THE MYSTERY         SUBSTANCE THAT COMPRISES MORE THAN 90 PER CENT OF         THE TOTAL PULP OF THE UNIVERSE CALLED DARK MATTER INTO ITS         GRAVITATIONAL WAVE HAIR DETECTED TOP 37 LOWEST POSSIBLE DENOMINATORS’ SCREAMS GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A COMPULSIVE INVENTOR         INTO A JUNK MAIL HOME IMPROVEMENT CATALOGUE GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF STONE TO  B   R   E   E   Z   E   TO STONE GATE
THE SPIRITUAL TRANSFORMATION OF WOLF BUTTAROMA INTO WOLF RECTUMAROMA GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF SALAME AND PASTRAMI REBAR INTO DUELING ALL BEEF HOT DOGS GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF ARM PIT CANCER INTO WINGS GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF THE MOUNTAIN THAT GOT PREGNANT AND GAVE BIRTH TO A           MOUSE INTO THE MOUSE THAT GOT PREGNANT AND GAVE BIRTH TO A PUSSYFOOT GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A DESOLATE  MEAN TO A LEAN DREAM GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A FESTOONIOUSLY GORGED ONE TRACK           HISTORICAL GARLAND INTO A SWISS CHEESE CRATERED BRAIN CROSS SECTION GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A PENIS CHALLENGED ENGINEER INTO A FROZEN TIGER SHRIMP IMPLANT GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A YOUNG URBAN TRADE MASTER INTO A POWER LAPTOP GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF BIO AMBITION INTO A WIDE OPEN CAN OF TRANSPARENT WORMS GATE
THE MEGA BEATIFIC TRANSFORMATION OF A NON FOOD EATING SAINT INTO A VORACIOUS OVER           AGGRESSIVE GIANT SUPER MARKET ADVANCED MEGA SUCKER WET AND DRY FLOOR VAC GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A RAVEN WHO PLUCKED ALL OF THE FEATHERS OFF OF A NIGHTINGALE AND           COMPLAINED THAT THE NIGHTINGALE HAD A VOICE AND NOTHING MORE INTO A VALUES FREAK GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF A watch out BIOCHEMIST          TERRORIST INTO A BEAKERFUL OF watch out MAD COW ANTHRAX GATE
THE TRANSFORMATION OF DOCTOR  SSCHUTZ   SSLAMMER  INTO AN ELECTRIK ENEMA GATE