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David Daniels, The Gates of Paradise, Part I
INTRODUCTION
THE GATES OF PARADISE ENTRANCE
THE THE THE BEFORE WE GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER LET ME GIVE YOU THE LOW DOWN GATE
THE UNFAIR LATHE AT THE TOP SHAFTS THE ONE INCH WIDE MIND GATE
THE P®AN TO VARIOUS NEW YORKERS PISSING ON THE SIDEWALK GATE
THE WHAT IS THE PEARL WASHED UP ON THE SHORE OF THE OCEAN OF BEING GATE
THE IF A PROSKENION COLUMN FACING AN AMPHITHEATRON COULD TALK GATE
THE PETIT ETERNAL RETURN GATE
THE DIVANS OF THE DRAGON POWER TULIP RUG OF P.D. OUSPENSKY GATE
DUH IF DUH TEAR VIALS IN DUH DIRT UNDER DUH TABLES IN CAESARŐS PALACE COULD TALK GATE.
THE ON A HUMAN EARN GATE
THE WEAVE LIGHT WE'VE GATE
THE BOOKS LOST TO FIRE IN THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA REVEALED GATE
THE IF A TOILET IN THE WHITE HOUSE COULD TALK GATE
THE BORING NEW YORK PROFESSIONAL MOMENT GATE
HE SANTA CALIFORNIA GAT
THE KITSCH© GATE
THE TWIN STAR ROSE-WORM GATE
THE FLYING HIGH TAIL LONGHORN GATE
THE CRAPPED OUT LOW TAIL SHORT HORN GATE
THE SONG AND DANCE PENIS GATE
THE IF THE CRAP IN THE SACRAMENTO RIVER COULD TALK GATE
THE DEEP POLLEN GATE
THE FINGER TIPS IN THE STARS WRIST IN THE GUTTER GATE
THE TWIN STAR KEY-LOCK GATE
THE DARK MOULDY, NARROW, DISMAL, RIGID, DEAD LEAD OVERCOATED COLLOSUS OF OMEGA GATE
THE MASTER BATES GATE
THE GRIZZLY GATE
THE WHEN YOU ARE NEAR THIS TEAR YOU ARE NEAR YOUR SELF GATE
THE LAST RUSE OF SUMER GATE
THE SHEETS OF GREASE GATE
THE EAGLE WING APEX OF THE INVINCIBLE STAFF OF THE COPULATE LEGION GATE
THE GOOD OLD BLINKY WINKY NITTY GRITTY PITY CIDY DEATH BREATH STONE WALL         SMALL MOREIL WOMB TOMB REEL UP TITE FAR RITE NOT TOO BRITE DEEP FRITE SATELLITE GAIT
THE TEN NO NOŐS AND THE GOLDEN DO DO GATE
THE SELF-PORTRAIT GATE
THE HE BUG GATE
THE JOHNSON GATE
THE COWLEY GATE
THE ASSHOLE GATE
THE BARRETT-BROWNING GATE
THE MULTI-WING MULTI-BEING MULTI-SING GATE
THE ECHO GATE   GAT       GA          G
THE DEEP SHIT MOON GATE
THE SLICE OF THE TREE OF LIFE GATE
THE IF THE HARDEST TURD IN THE RACIAL MEMORY OF THE WORLD COULD TALK GATE
THE IF THE UGLIEST PENIS IN THE WORLD COULD TALK GATE
THE GREAT AMERICAN LOVE LETTER GATE
THE IF AN OREO COOKIE COULD TALK GATE
THE TWIN STAR KIRK-ISSUR GATE
THE LIGHT SECRETS OF THE IRT 7TH AVENUE SUBWAY LINEŐS GHOST DARK 18TH STREET STATION GATE
THE BEST ANSWER TO A SNAKE IN YOUR GLASS AS YOU PASS IS SILENCE GATE
THE LEAN MEAN BIG SCREEN BOOLEAN WING 2019 MACHINE SCREAM GATE
THE SHOVER BREACH GATE
THE CHEWED UP PENCIL ERASER GATE
THE COOK GATE
THE REALLY BIG STAR GATE
THE REALLY SMALL STAR GATE
THE BULWER LYTTON GATE
THE FREE FALLING DREAM SKIN OF THE WEEPING CROCK OF LIFE ATE
THE EXCESSIVE NOSE GATE
THE COLD AXE OF MOSCOW SWINGS BOTH WAYS GATE
THE UNLAID BRICK: THE HINGED PANICK: THE WILL MAJESTICK: THE STAR TURNED KING OF SPRING GATE
THE IF THE IRON NAIL IN THE IRON CROWN OF LOMBARDY COULD TALK GATE
THE MAY 9, 1959 - SEPTEMBER 12, 1995 GATE
THE AUGUST 6, 1956-  GATE
THE FEBRUARY 28, 1980 -  GATE
THE LION GATE
THE HINGE OF FATE GATE
THE TURN YOUR SELF INSIDE OUT IF YOU WANT TO SEE AN ALIEN GATE
THE DAILY PRESSED DUCK GATE
THE EAGLE GATE
THE MOTH SOFT LOVE GATE
THE TWIN STAR   CRACKED WALNUT/ENTRY LEVEL GARLIC   GATE
THE ONE SPARK OF LIGHT AND A MOUNTAIN BECOMES A SUN GATE
THE BREATH OF SELF IS SUNRISE GATE
THE SAINT FRANCIS GATE
THE MACHINE GATE
THE CYBORG BABBIT GATE
THE ROMANTIC RUIN VAULTED OVER THE HALF ASSYMETRIC         MOON AND THE ABORTIONIST RAN AWAY WITH THE SPOON GATE
ZEE WHEN I LAST HEERD ZEE LAST FAST LANE SQUASHED ROAD KILL        DONŐT TREAD ON ME RENEGADE REENG NECK LOON SCREEEEEEEMEENG GATE
THE POLISH YOUR BREATH GATE
THE CAT GATE
THE DOG GATE
THE NEW ENGLAND GATE
THE ENDLESS NUCLEAR REACTOR CORE OF YOUTH GATE
THE SIC TYRANUS PLUTO GATE
THE TWELVE STEPS GATE
THE HYMN #1: SUCK NOT THE GRANDEUR OF PAIN GATE
THE FIVE PERFECTLY BALANCED SONGS OF PUT ON INNOCENCE GATE
THE ETERNAL SLEEP SWOOPS! CLAPS ITS NIGHT WINGS! AVIATES PEPPY TRICK         STEPS ON THE BREAST OF LIFE! LIFTS! HOVERS! ROLLS ITS BIG EYES! SINGS! GATE
THE UNRAVELING THE SILK OF KINDNESS GATE
THE SQUEAK BIRD OF YOUTH GATE
THE LET MY PHARAOH GO GATE
THE AUTHENTIC CONSCIOUS IDIOTS GATE
THE FLYING EMERSON GATE
THE DOES A PITTED RIPPED AND CORRUGATED STEEL        GESTURE OF INDIVIDUALITY STILL DO THE WAVE OŐER THE        LAND OF THE FREAKY CLEAN AND THE HOME OF THE BOSS SLAVE? GATE
THE TIME GATE
THE I, SIDEWALK DWARF JESUS GATE
THE DO AUTOMATONS DO DREAM WORK IN MACHINE LANGUAGE CHIP
THE END DIVE GATE
THE CLICKER GATE
THE STRANGE MEDIEVAL DIAMOND GOLEM, MAZEL BARUCH/YAKIN, HAS LIFE WRITTEN ALL OVER HIM GATE
THE SONG OF SELF GATE
THE POT OF GOLD GATE
THE STONE GATE
THE ACID GLOWS OF THE BURST HOSE OF THE MAGICAL AUGUST ROSE OF WASHINGTON SQUARE GATE
THE YELL AT ME IN A SEA OF EXPLODING FIRECRACKER BY DANCE WHISKY DRUNK OLD MAN ET AL GATE
THE SIMPLE WASP GATE
THE BRAINŐS IN THE TUCHAS GATE
THE DOG PARK GATE
THE APRES MOIS LE DELUXE GATE
THE TRAINED FLEA GATE
THE HELLO DALAI GATE
THE ELEVEN 20TH CENTURY VICISSITUDES OF A FOURTEENTH CENTURY HEBREW POEM GATE
THE REAL ESTATE GATE
THE EVER POPULAR CURVED AND RECURVED CORKSCREWS DOWN THE         RELENTLESS TWISTS OF THE WITHERED STRAND OF THE WAY TO THE HUMAN SELF GATE
THE QUICK SHIVER IN THE DARK WINGS OF NIGHT GATE
THE HIGH TECH LA TOSCA GATE
THE ET OU SONT LES BROOKLYN SMARTS DŐANTAN GATE
THE CHILD HACKERŐS GARDEN OF NOCTURNALLY EMITTED VERSE GATE
THE ALZO SPRACHT KLIEGER KATZEN NO-NONZENZE FRITZ GATE
THE SELF-HATREDŐS RICH COUSIN, DELUSION DE GRANDEUR,        ALWAYS LOVES TO TAKE THOSE BIG RITZ SUPER SHITS GATE
THE LETTUCE PREY DOWN EŐEN UNTO THE IMMUTABLE ESCAROLE OF LIFE GATE
THE CLUB HA HA GATE
THE MOST UNFORGETTABLE WAY TO IMPROVE YOUR WORD POWER GATE
THE NEW AGE HEALTH CO-VICTIM GATE
THE INTESTINAL FORTITUDE GATE
THE DISCOUNT FAMILY DINNER MENU OF THE BREATH RESTAURANT GATE
THE EXPENSIVE MENU OF THE BREATH RESTAURANT GATE
THE FOREVER YOUNG GATE
THE UNRAVELED HAIRSHIRT OF SAINT BOGEYŐS INSIGHT CANTICLES GATE
THE BLUE EAGLE GATE
THE BLACK SANDWICH GATE
THE KUSSEN GOTTŐS TUCHUS GATE